- "I vow that, one day, I will be Mrs Grik Killmeister!"
- —Robyn DeStructo
Robyn DeStructo is a hyperactive, overenthusiastic Goblin Vendor who seems to subsist on a mixture of overy sugared candy and Seaforium. She is prone to ranadom obsessions, such as her crush on Grik Killmeister.
She is absolutely not a former B.O.O.M. agent at all.