Holyblood Unicron
Basic Information
Race Blood Elf/Planet eater/banned/Kitten Huffer
Class Kitten Huffer
Guild Silverlolz Empire
Professions Having incestuous planet sex with his sister
Vital Statistics
Height Hooge
Weight That’s no moon
Build Bulky, even for a planet killer
Hair Black
Eyes Green
Personal Information
Birthplace A Galaxy Far far away
Current Residence Nowhere

"Miscegenation! Fucking illden is almost as bad as fucking a naga! Magestrix now!"
—Chentinal on this string of half-breeds
"What I want to know is, how does someone with that radioactive a father get conceived"
—Miinh Mehy on this coleciton of half-breeds
"Hang on. Is this the sister of the pervious one, or the mother? I cant tell all the names are re used again"
—Chentinal on silvermoon empire naming conventions
"I think I can use this. Yes I can. Let me take this one"
—Miinh Mehy wearing a truly evil smile
"All yours. I’ll bug marruka for some ham"
—Chentinal on abandoning his duty to the horde

At BirthEdit

Ever since Holyblood was born he was always.."Different". Like first of all he was blind. He couldn’t see what other coulnd't but what others could he couldn't either. A black sash was put over his eyes for that reason. What he could see was the future, and Planets being eaten and sex that was kind of disturbing. Om nom nom. You may be wondering, "How did he inherit these abilities?". Well his father was Unicron and his mother was Linwe Unicron. Yeah, that’s right, he is the bastard half sister of his own mother. . He was being made fun of until he showed his true kitten huffing nature Wings outstretched from his back, Horns grew to godlike height, Green runes spread across his chest, and his bottom half became mutated. And hten he kicked a kitten so hard it went right through a puppy before exploding both. Holyblood's Father knew this would happen one day. So Unicron took Holyblood away to Black Temple where he met his life-lost sister and mother Linwe.

Shattered SunEdit

Right then he began to train with the Shattered Sun and learned from the best. He quickly rose in ranks from Initiate, To Corporal, To Sergent, To Lieutenant, To Colonel, To Major, To Warlord! All along the way he still continued to be nagged onv And his dreams were disturbingly erotic, and of his mother-sister. So one night his sister-mother, Linwe came to him and offered a deal. She said "Come with me brother, to the land of Northrend to Slay Arthas, and finish our Father's Work. Finish his work on me too, he ALWAYS leaves me unsatisfied. " Of course, Holyblood couldn't disagree so he quickly snuck away, turning his back on the Shattered Sun.


The road to Northrend was a very long and cols journey. No one dared asked what buisness Linwe and Holyblood had there. So off they went. Starting in Borean Tundra and ending in Iacon Citadel. Of course Northrend was HEAVILY Guarded. But they were all NO match for the Unicrons. FInally, Once at Iacon Citdel they were taken by surprise and the Lich King, Arthas appeared right in the back of them.

The FightEdit

The Lich King Acted as if he weren't impressed. He just laughed while his Ghouls started to surround us. We fought our way through, the massive hordes of Undead and finally we were face-to-face with the Lich King. Arthas made no hesitation he quickly stabbed Linwe three times that didnt stop her she kept fighting! It was an epic battle so many slices and blocks until *Slice* Linwe had been badly hurt. But this happened so fast, Holyblood Started to transform from a Blood Elf to a Massive Moon sized planet eating transformer. Metal wings, Razor Teeth, glowey hand and A planet buster missle. Some say he only does this when a unicron or Loved one is hurt, some say he's just scared to transform. Well whatever it was it was out of control. Arthas was scared, Terrified actually. He cacked his kecks, he peed his pants and he puked blurd. Well he would have if he wasn’t already dead and incapable of all three. But Arthas was a HUGE coward so he hopped on his Dragon and sped off. But this new monster Holyblood was wouldn't take No for an Answer he outstretched his wings and flew after him!

The ChaseEdit

Now Arthas was no Idiot he knew exactly where he was going. He was hading startight for Linwe. So he turned back and flew right toward her. Now Holyblood was Ticked-Off we flew faster than anyone could possibly imagine. With ominous fury Holyblood pulled out two Green Warglaives and sliced Arthas' body almost in half. Lucky for Arthas Holyblood's Demonic form was ending and he was soon weak.

After The IncidentEdit

Arthas landed on his Citadel with Holyblood laying almost lifeless. The Lich King raised his Sword-. But all of a sudden a Cyberton by the name of hotshot, EmperorJarethanHOTSHOT he called upon his JaAm and Banished Arthas for a century. EmperorHotshot ran to his side and offered him a place in his guild, The <Silverlolz Empire>. Holyblood now relies there, although he is still blind he hasent had another demonic transformation again. His Mother sister was resuced to, and withen a week they were shacking up. They are currently working on a 4th generation of unicrons, who are being bread int the JaAm tanks to save linwe’s figure. Hotshot hopes it works he wants someone with his interlectual capacity to assist him. JaAm

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